I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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