It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
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