everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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