If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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