if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
Don't EVER smell your tampon
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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