D3 body, D1 cock
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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