she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
The beer is more important than you right now.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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