I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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