i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
do nipples grow back?
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