You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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