If that was your dad, he is hot
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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