Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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