Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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