brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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