Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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