apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
