Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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