think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
So squirting runs in the family.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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