Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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