You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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