im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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