Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Randomize
