Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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