In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
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