Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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