once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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