508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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