I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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