Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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