Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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