this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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