So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
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