I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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