OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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