You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Still dying that you shit outside
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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