No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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