Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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