she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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