I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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