i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
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