You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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