Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
