I looked at my own cervix.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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