He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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