I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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