You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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