The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The best revenge is premature balding
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
whose parrot is this?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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