question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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