dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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