Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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